The one about the stubborn IV

Nursing Comedy Corner
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Had a patient today who absolutely refused to let us start an IV. Finally, I told him it’s either that or I bring out the catheter — and he laughed so hard he let us do it! Anyone else?

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I’ve had patients go the same route! Sometimes a little humor is all it takes. What’s your go-to line to break the ice? :joy:.

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