The Great Bedpan Escape

Has anyone else experienced that moment when a patient suddenly decides they’re Houdini and tries to make a break for it after just being told to ‘rest’? I had a guy attempt to sneak past me while I was on a break, and he had a bag of IV fluid dragging behind him like a train. It’s like they’ve got a sixth sense for when you look away. Who else has seen this kind of escape artist action?

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