My otoscope is now a treasure light

A 4-year-old this morning insisted I call it the ‘treasure light’ and only let me peek at his throat after I sang the ABCs and stuck a dino sticker on my mask at 7:30 a.m. Leaned into the play, parents relaxed, and he rocked his exam — what silly rebrands or distraction tricks help your kiddos feel safe while you quietly teach the family what’s happening?

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I keep a tiny bubble wand in my pocket and call it the “dragon detector” — they blow three fire puffs to make bubbles while I listen and sneak a quick peek. If bubbles aren’t allowed, a dollar-store pinwheel works the same way and they “make the wind” to earn a sticker. What’s your best one-liner for vaccines that doesn’t spook them?

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